Mansfield Police Aren't Thrilled That Parrotheads Left Buckets Of Piss And Shit All Over The Parking Lot After Buffett This Weekend

(AP) — Parrotheads are apparently too busy wasting away in Margaritaville to wait in line for the bathroom. Mansfield police tell The Sun Chronicle that despite warnings against the practice, many fans at the Jimmy Buffett concert Saturday at the Xfinity Center brought homemade, portable toilets for the party in the parking lot. Lt. Sam Thompson says the most common model is a 5-gallon bucket with its rim lined with a foam pool noodle for a seat, stashed inside a tent. Thompson estimates that 75 to 100 people were instructed to take down makeshift outhouses, but officers found seven to 10 left behind after the show. Chief Ronald Sellon says it’s “unsanitary and just disrespectful” to leave the latrines behind for others to dispose of, not to mention a health code violation.

My word, Parrotheads. That is some vile, vile stuff right there. At first I thought it was a pretty great idea. Lord knows there are never enough Portajohns at concerts, be they at Comcast or Gillette. Every time you wait in line until you’re about to piss your pants, get there just in time, then grab a beer and get back in line. You repeat this until ou get drunk enough to have the balls to piss near a car or go find a bush. Bringing your own toilet actually sounds pretty smart. That is, until you find out that these “toilets” are just buckets with a makeshift seat. Holy fuck is that gross. But I guess that’s the appeal of the Parrotheads? Just a bunch of old people in Hawaiian shirts who don’t give a fuck about anything other than partying. Rather chill in the tent and smoke weed as shit fumes fill the air than wait in line for 10 minutes. If it takes them away from getting fucked up then they’re just not interested in it. I can appreciate that.